Has your daughter ever drawn all over her face with a permanent marker? Has your son ever flushed your car keys down the toilet?
Raising children is a lot of work and never easy. It is unpredictable and stressful at times. Sometimes, all we can do is laugh…
Here are 13 Funny Parenting Quotes:
“Having children is like living in a frat house- nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” -Ray Romano
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” -Jerry Seinfeld
“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.” -Erma Bombeck
“Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty.” -Julia Roberts
“The only thing that kids wear out faster than shoes is their parents.” -John J. Plomp
“Having one child make you a parents; having two makes you a referee.” -David Frost
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” –Franklin P. Jones
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle
“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ” -John Wilmot
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinhouse
“The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.” -Paul Reiser
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” -Charles Wadsworth
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” –Erma Bombeck
Why do these funny parenting quotes make us laugh? They are so true! Sometimes, we just need to laugh at the trials and tribulations of raising children.
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